Thursday, May 2, 2013

Bonobos!

Bonobos like to chill


Yes, Bonobos are awesome. They're a species of crazy smart ape. You are not an ape, you are a human. Although humans share the primate family with apes, we are not apes. It's been millions of years since we were not human. Evolution is easily misunderstood. We are derived from apes, but we are not apes. We're not monkeys either. We don't even share our biological family with monkeys.
We are very very very distantly related to tiny fish, known as Chordata, but that does not mean we are fish. We were never fish. Humans are always human, and that is that. But what about Bonobos? They are apes. Very very smart apes. They're hominids, like us, but they belong to the Panini tribe, where as we belong to the Hominini tribe.
It is, technically, correct to say that Bonobos are sandwiches (I think so, anyway). When referring to these intelligent beasts, I always hint at the fact that they are sandwiches. I suppose you could say they belong to the 'many sandwich' tribe, and we belong to the 'one sandwich' tribe. Or we are 'manly sandwiches,' it's really up to you.
Any who, enough with the rambling. Let's talk about Bonobos! Immediately we run into another problem. Not only are Bonobos a type of sandwich, they are also a brand of pants. This is dramatic. Luckily, Bonobos makes some good pants. But I'm not here to talk about pants or sandwiches, I'm here to talk about the magnificent capabilities of this almost-ape creature. Actually, they are apes.
Bonobos are Endangered, so please do not hunt them. At first glance, these things are almost... human. They can pass a self-recognition test. They also communicate vocally.
What, so they can hold a conversation? No, not quite. They don't speak the same way we do. Bonobos communicate more like dogs than humans. But they still speak vocally, which is impressive. We can teach them sign language (like many apes), and we have taught them to enact 'push-button' conversations with us.

A young take on the Odyssey's guest law


The guest law is a specific Greek ideology that is much present in many pieces of literature, specifically the Odyssey. This lively rule is fairly simple. It basically says: treat a guest to your home as you would want to be treated as a guest. The law is strictly regulated by Zeus, as it is, essentially, his doctrine (9.290-295). Although the admonition to obey is present in much of the bulk of this book, I'd like to specifically analyze three respective events. As the decree relates across the board, one gleaming predicament is that of Polyphemos, Poseidon's son (9.440-455), when he taunts Odysseus. On the contrary to the kyklopes, is Kalypso whom takes the story's protagonist in for years. A moderate apprehension of the canon is Telemakhos' humble tale of taking in one who needs help, and nothing else. All three of the foretold anecdotes relate to each other in a subliminal, contrasting, almost indescribable way. I find that the disparity of these situations assuredly begins with one of the extremes.
At first account, Polyphemos is actually marginally respectful to Odysseus, but then the tides turn. The evil beast eats several of the hero's men (9.310-320), and then takes into captivity many more of them. Immediately we can see that the guest law is violated, because eating your guests is not a properly tempered action. Tampering with Odysseus' wit is never a good idea, and it goes to show in the following event. Angered, the hero devises a plan to strike back at Polyphemos (9.335-350). When executed, the voyager's scheme is quite brutal, he strikes at the monster's one and only eye, and blinds the beast (9.365-426). As Odysseus' men flee with him, the evil becomes quite enraged. Polyphemos begins to throw huge boulders at the escaping men. Thankfully, the men escape, but not without loses. Although violence may not have been necessary, it was an apt action to take against the guest violator, whom should not have taken evil action unto the men in the first place. This is one extreme of the story, it displays a total disregard for the guest law, and it is the complete contrast to one other tale. Kalypso is the bearer of an odd interpretation of Zeus' rules.
Although the story of Kalypso is strange and daunting--and it may not even have been a tale of hospitality—I find it perfectly fit to describe misinformation of Zeus' set of scripts. Kalypso's island is one of the many places Odysseus habitats, only, unlike the others, his visit to this place was not in any sense brief. Our hero spent approximately 7 years on this strange and tempting island (5.150-160), descriptively he was held hostage by Kalypso (5.200-220). It would seem that this tale of captivity is Homer's way of showing the guest law gone haywire. One day, after being struck down by the sea god's lightning bolt (5.138), and losing the remaining figures of his men (5.140), Odysseus washed up-shore onto his new mistress' islet. At first, I find it futile to counter the idea of Kalypso actually taking in Odysseus through the guest doctrine. After all, Kalypso took in the drifting man and allowed him to be prisoned by beauty and temptation (5.160-165). Although Kalypso was holding our main-man captive, I still feel that she was trying to help him. Kalypso does help the man, she comforts him, and tempts him. The story is an obvious example of a wanderer being taken in by a willing captor. Odysseus may have wanted to escape, but the maiden's provocative manners endured him to stay put. This fable is yet another end on the spectrum of the guest law. Telemakhos presents us one of his own tales, one in which he exemplifies the moderate attitude that the rule of Zeus may show.
During our hero's son's true homecoming from Menelaus' island, the boy comes across a desperate man. This man, named Theoklymenos (15.320-350), asks for a pick-up back to Ithaka on Telemakhos' newly acquired ship. Theoklymenos is an odd character, he recently slashed his cousin in the land of Argos (15.339), and would now like to travel home. As our moderate interpretor, Telemakhos simply allows the man to come on-board. Without question of his past, Odysseus' heir leads Theoklymenos to Ithaka (15.351), the common destination of both (15.332). Often the guest law ends parting with gifts, and this is no exception to the case. Telemakhos does not give the wanderer anything extravagant, but he does provide a source of housing. The boy's interpretation of the rules is directly on par to where it should be. I believe the boy clearly shows a moderate distinction between our two polarized extremes.
To finalize, that is, to come to my complete conclusion, I argue that my above comparisons conflict with each other to produce a simple fact. The guest law is the supreme law of human behavior, and the above three paragraphs prove this. The story of mean kyklopes shows that disobeying the law will have unfortunate consequences, such as losing sight. Kalypso tells us that an over-interpretation of the law is bad, but results in little bad. Finally, Telemakhos shows that obeying the law in a moderate fashion allows for great things, in his case, a homecoming. Although the law may have its faults, and following it word for word may result in pure evil, the rule is good. This doctrine allows those who do good to get good back, and in a modern world, with certainly no god intervention, the law supplies the user with a glimpse of morals.  

Rosalind Franklin: one of the coolest ladies to ever live



Who was Rosalind Franklin? Well, she was an awesome biophysicist (yes, that field exists)/X-ray crystallographer. She was born in 1920, and she died just 37 years later. A sad fate. Despite her amazing achievements, she has been in vain since death. It's really stupid that so few people know about her.
She is one of my personal role-models, and she is well-deserving. Rosalind Franklin made significant contributions to the fine structures of coal and graphite. Marking up what they looked like up close, basically. But that's not even her best work, at all.
Franklin is responsible for the discovery of DNA's structure. Franklin devised the first photos of x-ray diffraction of DNA. The photos were shared, without her permission or knowledge, with Watson. Watson and his colleague, Crick, eventually came up with a hypothesis on the helix structure of DNA. Here's the thing though. . . Their theory was based entirely on Franklin's research. Despite being the discoverer, Franklin gets very little credit.
It is said that Rosalind may have gotten a Nobel prize along with Watson & Crick if it were not for her death. She deserves one. Her work was snatched right underneath her. I contest that she should honorarily be nominated to this date. Watson and Crick also did significant work on nucleic acids to substitute their respected prizes. Franklin had her own little side project too though.
Rosalind Franklin was first to display images of both the Tobacco Mosaic Virus, and the polio virus. She is rarely recognized for these achievements as well. It's a sad fate for a gleaming scientist.

This segment from her biography sums this post up nicely:
In 1962, James Watson, Francis Crick and Maurice Wilkins received the Nobel prize for the discovery of the structure of DNA. Notably absent from the podium was Rosalind Franklin, whose X-ray photographs of DNA contributed directly to the discovery of the double helix. Franklin's premature death, combined with misogynist treatment by the male scientific establishment, cast her as a feminist icon. This myth overshadowed her intellectual strength and independence both as a scientist and as an individual.

On Ceres


Ceres is freaking awesome. It's in the inner solar system. The inner solar system is Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars. That means—among many other things—that Ceres is rather close! It's actually located in the asteroid belt (a barrier of thousands of asteroids that divides the inner and outer solar system), and there's actually several dwarf planets in the area. Ceres strikes me as the coolest because of how big it is.
Ceres is a Dwarf planet, and even at that, it is very very small. Actually, although it's a planet, it's also an asteroid. So in some respects, Ceres is huge; this is because it is the largest asteroid in our solar system. Most asteroids are kinda lame. They look like flying potatoes, and the don't have many features. Ceres is perfectly rounded, why is that? Well, Ceres is past the threshold for an object's gravity to “collapse into itself”, the needed mass is around 5*10^20kg.
Looking at many dwarf planets, Ceres is very very small. The largest dwarf planet is Eris, it has around 0.003 as much mass as Earth. Where as Ceres has around 0.0015 times the mass of Earth. So it's tiny, but it's also not. It's large, and gaseous enough to support a small atmosphere. Ceres' atmosphere may contain similar gases to earth. Although, even with a similar structure, the dwarf planet's atmosphere is very very thin. Even so, Ceres is awesome.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

I can't understand how to play. 
    -- Edgar Allan Poe (P-Dawg)

It's time to admit you have a problem.


This one's a bit harder to discuss.
We know you have a problem. You may not admit it, but you currently play a lot of snake, right now. But we're OK with that, in fact, we encourage it!
We've decided that this particular addiction is A-okay! That means that science approves!

Now on Justsnake, you can play snake, and we will be totally supportive of you.

Go on, go shoot up--or whatever the kids use these days to get their fix of snake--and be done with it. And don't forget to come back later!